22 July 2017

Saturday Solutions #001

Here's the filled in version for yesterday's FRIDAY Fun & Games Super Fill-In:

There was one triangle without a letter in it. I cheated an filled it in anyway. One thing i did like about this  puzzle was the number of false leads they embedded in the unused shapes. It actually made it something of a challenge to guess just looking at it.

And now we're left with another puzzle. Should Saturday Solutions be numbered sequentially, or should their numbering reflect the number of the FRIDAY Fun & Games? (Games don't have Solutions, y'know)
Maybe the answer is to switch solutions in those cases. Run a drink recipe or something.
Bridges when we come to 'em, eh?


21 July 2017

Doom Is Nigh?

Well, That's interesting.

I made reference on the IFC post to how Fox can make a good Fantastic Four movie. It was announced today (Friday, 20July) that they're taking one of the first steps, perhaps. That step being "No Doctor Doom in the first movie. Give him his own film instead."

In the craze to make villain based films, they own one of the greatest in comics. A Doom movie could run the complete Hero's Journey and set him up as a truly meaningful confrontation when he collides with the FF. Keep Reed's involvement down to less than 2 minutes.

You've got the tale of a brilliant kid - Tony Stark type brilliant, who loses his father to a corrupt government,and then learns that his dead mother was a witch, and that he has inherited her gift for the dark arts. He comes to realize that his mother died an unconfessed witch, now suffering in Hell. He travels across the world seeking the knowledge, both scientific and occult, to breach the barrier between realms to rescue his mother from damnation. Dren happens (See Reed Richards' 2 minutes) and his experiments are explosively destroyed. Forced to leave, he finds his way to an ancient Tibetan temple whose monks help him further his occult knowledge, and to forge himself a new armored identity. Like Tony Stark, he builds an incredibly advanced battle armor, though he takes it a step further, pressing the hot forged face-plate to his own own flesh, scarring it far beyond anything done by the accident.
Now armed like a combined Iron Man/Doctor Strange, he returns to his native country to depose the corrupt regime that destroyed his family. After a brief but devastating war with the rulers & their armies, Doom installs himself as the new government. As our movie ends, we see that he is bringing a never before known prosperity to his country, advancing the science, health and lifestyle of the common peoples. And the dark edge of power that enforces his view of how things should be...

Now you're set up for an epic confrontation when he appears in the 2nd or 3rd Fantastic Four film - a hero every bit as much as villain for a pure distilled awesome clash of comic goodness on the screen.

Of course, this assumes that they're doing the classic Lee & Kirby character. I don't believe the Fox execs have ever seen him - just the pitiful creature that exists in more recent times.The one who's a villain because Daddy was a Satanist who beat him, and that's bad, so he is, too.
Somehow, they thought this was improving the character.

Man, that's pathetic.

We'll get back to how they can make a good FF film later. I jumped the gun on this one point because of today's news.





Friday Fun & Games #001

I decided that some regular features will likely help build & maintain my dedication to posting on some sort of regular basis, and not sure i'm cut out for the Friday Night Fights circuit. What to do... what to do?

Well, you probably figured out before this point that Friday Fun & Games is the answer for now. Old bits of silliness from ancient* comics & magazines. There's lots of things to pull from - crosswords, word searches, mazes (they LOVED mazes), jumbles, anacrostics, silly games, and things with no names. Puzzles & Games ran in FOOM, in Amazing World Of DC Comics, in genre magazines and specialty publications of all sorts. The original artwork for today's logo comes from the cover of Marvel Superhero Puzzles And Games from General Mills (Free when you buy any two of Trix, Lucky Charms, Boo Berry, Count Chocula, Franken Berry, or Cocoa Puffs)
Even Marvel got into the game, publishing their own Fun & Games Magazine back in '79 that ran for at least a year, according to my stacks. I know there's lots of material, so time to start mining.

Today's will be real simple since the notion just bloomed and not a lot of prep time if i want to keep the name. A lot of those old puzzles are going to need some serious cleaning. Especially since i was an egotistical little bastard and tended to do puzzles with a ball point pen. We're going to go with a F.O.O.M. for our first, in keeping with yesterday's cover. There's a nice Hulk crossword puzzle in #1 that's going to need major cleaning, so we'll jump to FOOM #3 (1973) and pull a bit silly little monitor destroying Fill-In Puzzle:
For those of you who don't wish to take a marker to your monitors, another new feature is in the offing:
Saturday Solutions!



*(In an age of internet time scales, ancient becomes a rather fluid term. I'm splashing here.)

10 Frelling Years!!!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! is 10 years old today.
For my money, this is the best comic blog out there. I've been reading for at least 8 of the 10 years, and have always been entertained, sometimes amazed. (see the link in yesterday's IFC post). Sometimes, i'm forced to echo Snell's battle-cry:
"Goddamn, I Love Comic Books!"

10 Years. Day-after-day. (Unless it's monday - then, step back)
Astounding. Ten solid years, pushing into 5 digit territory on the number of posts, of blogging on comics. Come back here in 10 years and see the cobwebs!

It's pretty damned amazing. How does one become such a blogger?
I think it happened something like this...


Happy Anniversay, Snell-san!
You bring glory to Kalamazoo

(Original Page from Master Of Kung Fu #100 (1981))

20 July 2017

Inside Front Cover

In which we find a statement of introduction from the Publisher/Editor/DamnFoolInCharge, and possibly an advertisement for Amazing Wrist Radios or Bicycle Windshields.

Yeah, you'll see a lot of comicbook based analogies here. I'll babble about comics, but rarely if ever new comics. The people publishing both Marvel & DC actively disdain the medium, their properties and the very concept of heroes. It may take decades to scrub them clean again, if that's even possible.
Not to say that there isn't great work being done in comics these days, but there's people who are willing to wade through the swamp to find them for you. I'm not one of them. I'm more likely to go the archeological route, and mine the past.
I'm much more likely to babble on about current movies and television. Of course, the old school comic geek has plenty to play with there. It's hard to believe the riches heaped upon us these days. There was a time when we considered the Doctor Strange tv movie to be a fairly good attempt to bring the character to life. And, don't get me wrong, it was! In its way, for the time, at least. They tried to find a distinctive take on the character, had a Marvelously funky soundtrack, and tried to take it seriously when damn few were willing. (See the Challenge Of The Superheroes for comparative reference)
Given the rare tastes we received of our comic heroes in live action, the general contempt of the money suppliers, and the arts & crafts level of effects available - it was the best we could seriously hope for. There was, of course, no way we'd ever see Doc on the big screen. If they even tried, there'd likely be literal witch hunts back in those pre-D&D demonic controversy days.

And now...

Damn. The Big Two might hate their characters and their legacies, but the movies & TV are satisfying those cravings like we could never have imagined in those days.
Sure, Warner Brothers has eschewed their characters for Elseworlds versions of them in the movies while chasing decades old notions of what makes for 'adult' comicbook entertainment, but a lot of the TV shows and Animated movies remember vague notions like Fun, Heroes and Story.
And, of course, it's not just Marvel & DC comicbook/superhero movies out there. Hell, it's not even just American movies. Have you seen Guardians yet, the 2017 Russian movie about survivors of an old Soviet era program recruited to form basically an Avengers type group, gathered by a SHIELD type group, if SamL Jackson was an Aryan babe with bright lipstick. Strictly by-the-numbers flic, nothing special in the storytelling, but fun overall, and it's always enjoyable (for me) to have that slightly different feeling that comes with movies filmed in other cultures, even when they're made for the global audience. Perhaps not as distinctly Russian in feel as Black Lightning (flying car, not electric powers), but still enough to help keep it feeling fresher for the difference.

Besides being an ancient comic book geek, scifi (sorry Mr. E) nerd, and media junkie, there's also that international element displayed above. I grew up globally, with particular focus on Asia. Not surprisingly, Hong Kong movies and Japanese cartoons were mainliners for me. It was Yuen Wo Ping that brought me to The Matrix, with his always-fun environmental destruction action scenes that were so beautifully highlighted with the 'bullet time' computer controlled camera technique. Even with Sad Keannu's pitifully weak 'I know kung-fu, but my body doesn't' scene, it was .. well ... you know. Frelling seismic cultural impact.
Too bad they stopped ripping their material from The Invisibles for those next two movies, but that's okay. By that point, Yuen Wo Ping had revolutionized action in Hollywood and my old faves were colliding into the mainstream - much like today's comicbook movies flood/stampede/avalanche/devestationofyourchoice.

Besides Comics, Movies, TV and assorted intersections, there's also likely to be ramblings on Music (currently playing: The Blow Monkeys - Digging Your Scene following Nina Simone - Chilly Winds Don't Blow. Give you an idea of how my playlists run?), Culture, Philosophy, the Oxford Comma, and Bitter Old Mannings.

To tell the truth though, i really have no clue what i'm going to do in a lot of respects. Do plot breakdowns and cover old comic stories? Maybe. Certainly if i find anything as outrageously cool as this early no-4th-wall madness, i'd feel mighty tempted to post the entire (short) tale. Something like that is a public service!
And, in keeping with the first post, there'll be more historic goodies from ancient publications like FOOM and Amazing World Of DC Comics. Maybe some cool bits from old convention programs. (Did you know that they used to run special comics in some of the big cons programs back in those halcyon days? Especially the NY Cons and their delightful Matt Howarth insanity (Go find Changes or a run of issues from Those Annoying Post Brothers and get yourself a late start if that name doesn't wake your blood up. And to drive the artists among you nuts - he produced all his old comics on typing paper with ball point pen? That can't be right, can it?)

Also, being a filthy old hermit, there's most likely going to be an adult warning popping on this blog soon. Not just because i read those comics, too. But also because i'm sure the world around me is going to leave me cussing here at some point. Yeah - you might get the odd rant of a political/cultural nature at times. But at least my views are my own, not those of some group that's told me what to get upset about. That's one of the nice things about being a hermit. You don't even hear most of the arguments, much less the BS version of the viewpoints that the media presents. Might do a ramble on the devolution of news with a bit of historical overview, too. It's often hard to understand things by looking from within the moment.

And then I'll tell you how Fox can make a good Fantastic Four film. Since it's apparent we're not going to get a good Superman movie before i die, it looks like they're my next hope.

Now, here's your advertisement:

Adds Class ... Looks Sharp
But they really missed out not calling the built-in pouch a Utility Pouch.
Probably because the copyright is Superman, Inc. Screw that other guy.
(Ad from ifc of Jimmy Olson #52(1961))

Greatest Covers You've Never Seen #001

A publication that covers comics and media ought to start with a cover, no?
I say, "Yes!"
I say. "Let's steal a feature from the guy who inspired me to start this thing! If Snell can keep going with Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! for 10 damn years, maybe i can manage a post now and then." (Yeah, my ambitions bar has been set pretty low these days)
And so the title to this post, lifted directly from the Kalamazoo Kid. We'll call it an homage. A tribute. (no lie)

And for our first entry, a cover most never had the chance to see - from FOOM #17 (1977).
F.O.O.M., for you younger critters, was the primordial spawning ground of Marvel Zombies. A secret cult (well advertised secret cult, mind you) of hidden information, arcane knowledge, and peeks at the wizard behind the curtain. 40 years ago. long before the internet stepped up to sub for the UFP Civilian Database, FOOM was there. (Don't start on the MMMS, tweren't the same)
F.O.O.M. - Friends Of Old Marvel. after 4 decades and change, it's probably okay to let other take a look, right? I don't have to worry about hordes of A.I.M.* swarming in the night to carry me off to some secret lab any more. I hope not. It would screw with my current laboratory subject schedule...

*(Aggressive Idealist Marvelites)

Hmmm-what?
Stop babbling and show the damn cover?
Fair 'nuf:



This beauty was painted by Arnold Sawyer back in 1977 (76?), apparently referencing advertising photos from Stan's book, Origins Of Marvel Comics. It may have been a decade and more after i started reading comics, but THIS is the Stan Lee making all those cameos in my head. And, y'know ... it even could be used to support that Watcher theory.

In theory, you can click for that prettier view. But this is the first post, and the Universe loves to laugh.

(Bonus points if you can identify the hat when picking out all the characters used in this Composite TheMan painting.)