It was 1988 when deranged pretend Christians headed by the American Taliban of the time attacked our poor mouse.
Let's set the scene - Mighty Mouse's girlfriend has been kidnapped. In the struggle, the flowers gifted to her by Mighty Mouse are trampled. When he arrives on the scene to find her taken, he looks down heartbroken at the crushed roses and picks up the fragments. Smelling the trampled gift of his love while stricken with grief, he steels his resolve to rescue her from the evil fiends.
So completely removed from human experience and devoid of emotions like Love, these twisted sociopaths saw that sequence as drug use - Mighty Mouse snorting cocaine to get his powers. It's almost impossible to understand how deeply broken such pathetic creatures must be, but that doesn't make them less loud. Corporate lizards flicked their tails & tongues, cried "Yes, Massa Talibamerican!" and killed the mouse.
(Oddly enough, that prolapse on the rectum of American society was named Don, too.)
We seem to have discovered Mighty Mouse's secret weakness.
That wasn't the first time he was threatened by a flower. Sixty years ago in 1958...
Every 30 years. He's due for another flower show...
pages by unknown artist from Mighty Mouse # 166 (1966), reprinted from Mighty Mouse # 79 (1958)
