Captain Nice & Mr. Terrific Were Retired

I was overwhelmed by a seemingly endless herd of animals when i should have been prepping the pages for this morning's post. Now sleep is imminent and they lie yet untouched. Will there be no post this morning?
Whatever can we do?
Upon Whom can we call?

We're desperate, so let's jump straight to the bottom of the list and call for Captain Milksop -

Thanks, Cap! It's good to know you're always available.

We'll be back with Spudo this afternoon.
(...and then come the animals...)

page art by Charles Voight for Atomic Bomb #1 (1946)